June 14th, 2004

little review

Poem for Monday

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It's almost eleven and I have accomplished nothing but reading my Friends list (haven't even answered comments from the weekend) and doing a single load of laundry. Wow I suck. So in consolation, memes. Gacked from col_kira_nerys, who I happen to know gacked it from fileg, the slander meme, though Kira's was much, much funnier...

eiluned and freelove are having sweet, creamy buttsex!
sio, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
ipso__facto and kirby_crow took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
bri_chan has been thinking of going on a machine-gun rampage for six months.
eponis runs a secret pornography ring. cykie and ldybastet are regular models.
kissesago has secret fantasies about George W. Bush...

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Gacked from eiluned: I save the wizarding world from Lucius Malfoy's evil influences by keeping him tied up!

What Harry Potter character will you find under your bed? by kaitkaitkait
WhoLucius Malfoy
You say:"I must have died, because you look like hell."
He says:"Must...follow ...delicious... smell..."
He comes out, holding abottle of cointreau and chocolate body paint.
You react bysquealing with delight.
And finally......you have the most fantastic sex imaginable, every night for the rest of your lives.
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

And gacked from everyone, the Random Obituary Generator of Doom writes,
We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Cruisedirector, who on the 1st of May of this year was accidentally perforated by a ferocious werewolf. This unfortunate incident occurred in an anthill at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. Cruisedirector is survived by a yellow lab named "Scurvy". Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.
Hee, I'll be eaten by a werewolf!