July 23rd, 2004

little review

Poem for Friday

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I am never going to catch up on my life; it's that simple. How in hell did Martha Stewart do it for so long? Does one have to be a crook with a team of cronies?

Also, sex with Legolas. I mean, he's not really my type but how bad could it be?

Your sex with Legolas would be more like making
love. Sweet and tender, romantic and loving...
Probably occuring in the forest of Lothlorien or
Mirkwood under a star studded sky, it would be
long, slow and sweet, most likely with Legolas
gently whispering beautiful Elvish poetry in
your ear. Could anyone really ask for more? :)
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little review


My children demanded television rights for the evening to watch The Fairly Oddparents Channel Chasers, which I expected to hold as little interest for me as most cartoons. Instead I have spent the past hour laughing my head off. Timmy gets a remote control that lets him travel through TV-time, where he meets his adult self who's like the Ghost of Television Past. So far they've parodied Peanuts, Scooby-Doo, Sesame Street, Blue's Clues, Speed Racer, Rugrats, The Simpsons, Dragonball-Z, Peter Pan and several Christmas specials among other things. Oh, and Billy Joel's Glass Houses. If you get Nickelodeon, it's on again tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m., and Sunday at 4 p.m. and it may not have aired at 8 p.m. yet tonight in Mountain or Pacific time. It is truly hilarious.

Also, altariel decided that the world needs fanfic_hats (I guess as an anecdote to fanfic_hate, and with no tinhatting, I have been assured). So I had to post Jason Isaacs in hats, because, I mean, just look at him. And look at Sean Bean too, courtesy mrkinch.

And gacked from beeej:

I am flower named cruisedirector !
I consist of my friends!
Are you flower too?