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Lord of the Rings: The Two Gerbils

For your Thanksgiving entertainment, in case Barney at the Macy's Parade is not doing it for you and you're too busy with family to go see Master and Commander, we bring you...

THE STORY OF ARAGORN, BOROMIR AND THE ONE RING!


In which the warriors are nearly seduced by power and cardboard, but resist.


Aragorn is tempted by the Ring!


And he attempts to run off with it, but Boromir sees...


...so Aragorn goes back to plotting escape. But then Boromir is tempted!


The Ring's call is too strong! Can he resist?


Forced to make a choice, Boromir decides that it is more important to prevent Aragorn from running away without him than it is to take the Ring.


And who wouldn't give up the One Ring, really, for a nibble from Aragorn?


So they all lived happily ever after. The end.
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