Boromir by DRush.
Am just back from my kids' annual school bash with moonbounce, giant inflatable space shuttle slide, pizza, ice cream, kids doing the macarena, etc. Have mild headache and may be useless responding to mail tonight on my nice slow modem. Thanks everyone who sent vibes and suggestions for ways to punish neighbor. Arrrrrrgh.
In better news, The Top 5 Klingon Resume and Job Search Tips, in response to the recent call for mental health workers who speak Klingon...
5> Always sign your cover letter with the blood of your enemies.
4> If your new co-worker has a Swingline stapler, claim it in the name of the Empire.
3> During the interview, it is not necessary to kill the interviewer when he asks if you have any weaknesses.
2> Listing the names of slain enemies in battle should only be provided on request, rather than part of the initial resume.
1> DON'T say "Fired for surfing porn." DO say "Completed successful research of individuals who had dishonored themselves."